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🔥 Get 1 FREE JINKIE for every 5 you Add to Cart 🔥
Our Jinkies Collection is made from the Highest Grade Microfiber money can buy!
🧑🍳 💋 So they clean so much better than those free ones you get with your glasses.
♻️♻️ They're also made from 100% Post Consumer Recycled Materials ♻️♻️
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Tighty Whities You Can Clean Your Glasses With
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🍕 A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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SANDPAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A GREASY MECHANICS RAG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍪 A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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💵 MONEY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍃 A COLOCASIA LEAF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A DAHLIA FLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🧦 A DIRTY GYM SOCK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌻 A SUNFLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🎨 A PAINTER'S PALETTE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌺 A HIBISCUS FLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌮 A TACO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GLASSES IN
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PRIDE & PREJUDICE - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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LITTLE WOMEN - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍺 A PINT GLASS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🎣 A BASS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌭 A HOT DOG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🐈 A SLEEPING CAT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌮 A TACO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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📝 NOTEBOOK PAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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THE RAVEN - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A PB & J SANDWICH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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CONCHA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍖 A SLICE OF HAM YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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CASSETTE TAPES YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍓 A STRAWBERRY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌹 A ROSE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍀 A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A SPAM MUSUBI YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🥔 A POTATO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A Basket of Wings You Can Clean Your Glasses With
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CRIME SCENE TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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AN ERASER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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DA VINCI'S JOURNAL - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🦛 A MOO DENG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A RAINBOW TROUT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A GRAPHING CALCULATOR YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍄 A MUSHROOM YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🥬 KALE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍌 A BANANA PEEL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A BLUE BODEGA CUP YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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Dino Nuggies You Can Clean Your Glasses With
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A RECEIPT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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ROMEO & JULIET - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A BUDGIE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A PETRI DISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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WAR OF THE WORLDS - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🥯 A BAGEL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍑 A PEACH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A CHANCLA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍍 A PINEAPPLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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AN EYE CHART YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A FLOUNDER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A PERIODIC TABLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH


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Nerdwax Anti-Slip Stick - 4ct Value Pack
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Houndstooth Enterprise - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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