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🚨 CHRISTMAS SHIPPING CUTOFF DEC 16th 🚨
🔥 SOLD OUT BEST SELLERS RESTOCK COMING 12/13 8pm CST 🔥
Stuff for Dad
🔥 Get 1 FREE JINKIE for every 5 you Add to Cart 🔥
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🍕 A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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SANDPAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A GREASY MECHANICS RAG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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💵 MONEY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🧦 A DIRTY GYM SOCK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🥓 BACON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A PICKLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌮 A TACO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GLASSES IN
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🎶 A VINYL RECORD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🎣 A BASS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A 📼 VHS TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A FLOPPY DISK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌭 A HOT DOG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍺 A PINT GLASS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A T-BONE STEAK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A DISCO BALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A SLICE OF CHEESE PIZZA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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ALUMINUM FOIL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍖 A SLICE OF HAM YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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CASSETTE TAPES YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A DIRTY PAPER PLATE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🥩 A WAGYU STEAK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A GAME OF TETR-ISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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AN 👁 EYEBALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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Houndstooth Enterprise - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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🥔 A POTATO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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AN ANATOMICAL HEART YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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DA VINCI'S JOURNAL - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A RAINBOW TROUT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A GRAPHING CALCULATOR YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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CRIME SCENE TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍿 A POPCORN BUCKET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A SALMON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🥬 KALE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍌 A BANANA PEEL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A HAWAIIAN SHIRT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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DUCT TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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WAR OF THE WORLDS - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A PETRI DISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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Golden Ratio - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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DARK MARKED TARTAN - SECRETLY NERDY CLEANING CLOTH
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A DIAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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Japanese Birds of Prey - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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💊 A CHILL PILL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A NASA LOGO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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JORTS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A TORTILLA YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GLASSES IN
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PINSTRIPE INSCRIPTION - SECRETLY NERDY CLEANING CLOTH
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A T-BONE STEAK YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GLASSES IN
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Pi - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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A 🫀 HEART CAKE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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ITHILDIN WALLPAPER - SECRETLY NERDY CLEANING CLOTH
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Polka Dot DS9 - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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A MOUSEPAD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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TILED EVENSTAR - SECRETLY NERDY CLEANING CLOTH
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A CICADA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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