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All the Jinkies on one page

🎃 $1 Jinkies and up to 80% off 🔥

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Our Jinkies Collection is made from the Highest Grade Microfiber money can buy!
🧑‍🍳 💋 So they clean so much better than those free ones you get with your glasses.

♻️♻️ They're also made from 100% Post Consumer Recycled Materials ♻️♻️

🦄 A UNICORN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A GEODE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

💀 A HUMAN SKULL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🌽 CORN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A SPAM MUSUBI YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🌹 A ROSE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BLUE BODEGA CUP YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🦋 A BUTTERFLY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍔 A Burger You Can Clean Your Glasses With

A DIRTY PAPER PLATE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A RAINBOW TROUT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A 🦇 BAT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

ANNE OF GREEN GABLES - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🥔 A POTATO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍉 A WATERMELON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

DRACULA - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🦛 A MOO DENG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍄 A MUSHROOM YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥩 A WAGYU STEAK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍿 A POPCORN BUCKET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A GAME OF TETR-ISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

DA VINCI'S JOURNAL - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

AN X-RAY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🦈 A SHARK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A HAWAIIAN SHIRT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🌎 AN EARTH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🧶 A BALL OF YARN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥬 KALE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🏈 A FOOTBALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHRISTMAS COOKIE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A Carne Asada Street Taco You Can Clean Your Glasses With

A BAG OF BLOOD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍌 A BANANA PEEL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

💐 A BOUQUET OF TULIPS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BATTLE PLAN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

FRANKENSTEIN - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🎂 A BIRTHDAY CAKE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

Granny Panties You Can Clean Your Glasses With

$10

🧠 A BRAIN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BOWL OF ELF SPAGHETTI YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A LEG LAMP YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🌈 A RAINBOW YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A PERIODIC TABLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A SALMON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BUDGIE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

DUCT TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

ROMEO & JULIET - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🍍 A PINEAPPLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHANCLA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

AN EYE CHART YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A DIAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍑 A PEACH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🔥 FIRE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥯 A BAGEL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A MONSTERA LEAF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🦐 A PEACOCK MANTIS SHRIMP YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A PETRI DISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

😈 A PURPLE DEVIL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

💊 A CHILL PILL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

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🦄 A UNICORN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A GEODE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

💀 A HUMAN SKULL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🌽 CORN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A SPAM MUSUBI YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🌹 A ROSE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BLUE BODEGA CUP YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🦋 A BUTTERFLY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍔 A Burger You Can Clean Your Glasses With

A DIRTY PAPER PLATE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A RAINBOW TROUT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A 🦇 BAT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

ANNE OF GREEN GABLES - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🥔 A POTATO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍉 A WATERMELON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

DRACULA - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🦛 A MOO DENG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍄 A MUSHROOM YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥩 A WAGYU STEAK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍿 A POPCORN BUCKET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A GAME OF TETR-ISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

DA VINCI'S JOURNAL - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

AN X-RAY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🦈 A SHARK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A HAWAIIAN SHIRT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🌎 AN EARTH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🧶 A BALL OF YARN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥬 KALE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🏈 A FOOTBALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHRISTMAS COOKIE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A Carne Asada Street Taco You Can Clean Your Glasses With

A BAG OF BLOOD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍌 A BANANA PEEL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

💐 A BOUQUET OF TULIPS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BATTLE PLAN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

FRANKENSTEIN - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🎂 A BIRTHDAY CAKE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

Granny Panties You Can Clean Your Glasses With

$10

🧠 A BRAIN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BOWL OF ELF SPAGHETTI YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A LEG LAMP YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🌈 A RAINBOW YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A PERIODIC TABLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A SALMON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BUDGIE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

DUCT TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

ROMEO & JULIET - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🍍 A PINEAPPLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHANCLA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

AN EYE CHART YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A DIAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍑 A PEACH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🔥 FIRE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥯 A BAGEL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A MONSTERA LEAF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🦐 A PEACOCK MANTIS SHRIMP YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A PETRI DISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

😈 A PURPLE DEVIL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

💊 A CHILL PILL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

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Nerdwax FogBlock

$10

Nerdwax Magic Drops

$10

Nerdwax Anti-Slip Stick

$10

Nerdwax Anti-Slip Stick - 4ct Value Pack

$18

$25

Nerdwax Magic Cleaning Kit

$25

$32

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Nerdwax Magic Drops Refill

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$25

$30

An e-Gift Card You Can Get Stuff For Your Glasses With

$10

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SECRETLY NERDY COLLECTION

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$15

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$15

Harry Paisley - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth

$15

Herringbone Time Machine - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth

$15

Quatrefoil Falcon - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth

$15

The Golden Hallows - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth

$15

Pi - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth

$15

Golden Ratio - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth

$15

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$15

GRAVITY FIELD - SECRETLY NERDY CLEANING CLOTH

$15

THE WEBB DEEPFIELD - SECRETLY NERDY CLEANING CLOTH

$15

MOON PHASES - SECRETLY NERDY CLEANING CLOTH

$15

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