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🔥 Get 1 FREE JINKIE for every 5 you Add to Cart 🔥
Our Jinkies Collection is made from the Highest Grade Microfiber money can buy!
🧑🍳 💋 So they clean so much better than those free ones you get with your glasses.
♻️♻️ They're also made from 100% Post Consumer Recycled Materials ♻️♻️
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A CHANCLA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A COWBOY BOOT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A DAHLIA FLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A DIAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A DIRTY PAPER PLATE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A GEODE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A GRAPHING CALCULATOR YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A GREASY MECHANICS RAG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A HAWAIIAN SHIRT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A LAP SPONGE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A LUCHADOR MASK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A NASA LOGO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A PAPER BAG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A PETRI DISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A ROLL OF FILM YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A SEWER LID YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A 🍁 MAPLE LEAF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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A 🌒 MOON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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ALUMINUM FOIL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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AN X-RAY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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AN ERASER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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AN 👁 EYEBALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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CASSETTE TAPES YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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CRIME SCENE TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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DUCT TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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JORTS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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SANDPAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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THE TIE DYE SHIRT-CEPTION YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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Tighty Whities You Can Clean Your Glasses With
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⚽️ A SOCCER BALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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⚾️ A BASEBALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🥬 KALE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🏀 A BASKETBALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🎣 A BASS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🧠 A BRAIN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌵 A CACTUS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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💊 A CHILL PILL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍃 A COLOCASIA LEAF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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👟 A DAD SHOE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🧦 A DIRTY GYM SOCK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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👅 A DOG TONGUE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🏈 A FOOTBALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🙂 A HAPPY FACE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌺 A HIBISCUS FLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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💘 A MOM TATTOO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍄 A MUSHROOM YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🎨 A PAINTER'S PALETTE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🦐 A PEACOCK MANTIS SHRIMP YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🍺 A PINT GLASS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌈 A RAINBOW YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌹 A ROSE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🦈 A SHARK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🌻 A SUNFLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🦷 A CLEAN TOOTH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🦄 A UNICORN YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🎶 A VINYL RECORD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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🔥 FIRE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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💋 LIPS YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH
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💵 MONEY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH


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NERDWAX COLLECTION
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Nerdwax Anti-Slip Stick - 4ct Value Pack
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Nerdwax Magic Cleaning Kit
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SECRETLY NERDY COLLECTION
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Rows of Twin Ion Engines - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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Houndstooth Enterprise - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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The Golden Hallows - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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Herringbone Time Machine - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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Quatrefoil Falcon - Secretly Nerdy Cleaning Cloth
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