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A CHRISTMAS CAROL - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$12

A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$6

A SANTA HAT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$8

$10

GLASSES YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$7

AN EYE CHART YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$12

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A Tortilla You Can Clean Your Glasses With

$12

Tighty Whities You Can Clean Your Glasses With

$10

$12

🍕 A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

SANDPAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

$11

A GREASY MECHANICS RAG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$9

$12

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THE Stuff That

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A T-BONE STEAK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🧇 A WAFFLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$11

🥓 BACON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$12

GABAGOOL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$8

🥑 AN AVOCADO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$7

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Nostalgic STUFF

A DISCO BALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

🎶 A VINYL RECORD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$12

A 📼 VHS TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$8

📝 NOTEBOOK PAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$12

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$8

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RANDOM STUFF

A BAG OF BLOOD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A CHANCLA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$8

A DAHLIA FLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$10

A DIAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$11

A DIRTY PAPER PLATE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$12

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STUFF TO CARRY YOUR STUFF

Black Clip-A-Cloth

$3

Clippy Capsule XL

$9

$12

🍕 A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GLASSES IN

$12

Rainbow Clip-A-Cloth

$3

🌮 A TACO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GLASSES IN

$12

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HOLIDAY STUFF

A CHRISTMAS CAROL - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$12

A SANTA HAT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$8

$10

A 🎄 CHRISTMAS COOKIE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$5

$8

A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$6

A BOWL OF ELF SPAGHETTI YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

$6

$9

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Nerdwax Magic Drops Refill

Nerdwax Anti-Slip Stick

Nerdwax Anti-Slip Stick - 4ct Value Pack

Nerdwax Magic Cleaning Kit

Nerdwax FogBlock

Nerdwax Magic Drops

Nerdwax Magic Drops Refill

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Ready to go back and get nerdy?

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BRAND NEW STUFF

A CHRISTMAS CAROL - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHRISTMAS CAROL - A BOOK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A SANTA HAT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A SANTA HAT YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

GLASSES YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

GLASSES YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

AN EYE CHART YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

AN EYE CHART YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

THE

BEST SELLING STUFF

A Tortilla You Can Clean Your Glasses With

A Tortilla You Can Clean Your Glasses With

Tighty Whities You Can Clean Your Glasses With

Tighty Whities You Can Clean Your Glasses With

🍕 A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🍕 A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

SANDPAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

SANDPAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A GREASY MECHANICS RAG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A GREASY MECHANICS RAG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

THE Stuff That

LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT

A T-BONE STEAK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A T-BONE STEAK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🧇 A WAFFLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🧇 A WAFFLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥓 BACON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥓 BACON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

GABAGOOL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

GABAGOOL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥑 AN AVOCADO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🥑 AN AVOCADO YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

THE

Nostalgic STUFF

A DISCO BALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A DISCO BALL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🎶 A VINYL RECORD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

🎶 A VINYL RECORD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A 📼 VHS TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A 📼 VHS TAPE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

📝 NOTEBOOK PAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

📝 NOTEBOOK PAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

THE

RANDOM STUFF

A BAG OF BLOOD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A BAG OF BLOOD YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHANCLA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A CHANCLA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A DAHLIA FLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A DAHLIA FLOWER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A DIAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A DIAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A DIRTY PAPER PLATE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH

A DIRTY PAPER PLATE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH