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Please no Sock \u0026amp; Stock's!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Hawaiian Shirt Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDimensions: 12\" X 11.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40555605393470,"sku":"JKCCHS0001","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/updated__0035_hawaiian.jpg?v=1789501790"},{"product_id":"a-tie-dye-shirt-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"THE TIE DYE SHIRT-CEPTION YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eIt’s tie dye shirts on a tie dye you can wipe your glass with!!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eCollab with \u003ca title=\"@jhudson_tiedye\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/jhudson_tiedye\/\"\u003e@jhudson_tiedye\u003c\/a\u003e over on the instagrams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMake sure to check out all his other amazing designs!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Tie Dye Shirt Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; 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