{"title":"Solar System","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"a-moon-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A 🌒 MOON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eNot just any moon, THE MOON! Mover of tides, beloved of wolves, and aligner of spiritual vibes.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Moon cloth is (just barely) out of this world and will keep your glasses and telescope lens crystal clear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/sun-earth-moon-bundle\" title=\"Sun Earth Moon Bundle\"\u003eGet the Sun, Earth, and Moon together and save!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/solar-system-bundle\" title=\"Solar System Bundle\"\u003eBuy the whole solar system together and save even more!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Moon cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpdated size! Now smaller than the Earth cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 4.5\" X 4.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40144942432318,"sku":"JKCCMN0001","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH4_0040_MOONFRONT.jpg?v=1716317811"},{"product_id":"an-earth-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"🌎 AN EARTH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOur dear, sweet Mother, in microfiber form! The Jinkies Earth cloth is NOT life-sized but will absolutely keep your specs spotless! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Sun Earth Moon Bundle\" href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/sun-earth-moon-bundle\"\u003eGet the Sun, Earth, and Moon together and save!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"Solar System Bundle\" href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/solar-system-bundle\"\u003eBuy the whole solar system together and save even more!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Earth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 7.75\" X 7.75\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40890888912958,"sku":"JKCCEH0001","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/Planets_0036_Earth_Front.jpg?v=1771441674"},{"product_id":"mercury-a-planet-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"MERCURY - A PLANET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMercury - our celestial neighbor closest to the sun, totally barren and scarred, and an absolute boss at keeping your specs clean! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe used false-color images showing Mercury's surface composition because it looks way cooler than it's true dull gray.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/solar-system-bundle\" title=\"Solar System Bundle\"\u003eBuy the whole solar system together and save!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; 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