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Maximum cleanness. Just the right amount of pixelation. Tell them how you feel with this truly remarkable show of appreciation! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Your Did It Star cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 10.5\" x 7.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41829572673598,"sku":"JKCCYDI0001","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/yourdidit_0000_FRONT.jpg?v=1752105967"},{"product_id":"an-oil-filter-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"AN  OIL FILTER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"586\" data-start=\"351\"\u003eIt won’t remove sludge from your crankcase, but it \u003cem data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"402\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e filter out every smudge, streak, and fingerprint from your glasses, phone, or camera lens. 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