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This cloth is sure to make you the coolest cat at the pool party... but just like with all our other microfiber cloths that look delish enough to eat... don't do it...  it tastes terrible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jinkies Watermelon Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 9\" X 4\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39973636898878,"sku":"JKCCWM01","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH4_0012_WATERMELONFRONT.jpg?v=1716317680"},{"product_id":"a-purple-devil-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"😈 A PURPLE DEVIL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe all know her... but betcha didn't know the secret she's been keeping hidden away on her backside all this time...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cloth will absolutely class up your lens cleaning kit 😈\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Jinkies Purple Devil Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDIMENSIONS: 6\" X 6\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39976126283838,"sku":"JKCCPD0001","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH6_0080_PURPLEDEVILFRONT.jpg?v=1716319066"},{"product_id":"a-sock-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"🧦 A DIRTY GYM SOCK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFor those who have always wished they could just clean their glass with a dirty old gym sock - now you can.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Gym Sock 🧦 will keep your glass looking and smelling super fresh... well, at least looking super fresh. 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