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Just depends on how much you love deliciously cute ways to Wipe Your Glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jinkies Donut Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 5.5\" X 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40099020046398,"sku":"JKCCDN0001","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/Donut_0000_Front.jpg?v=1761763083"},{"product_id":"a-hot-dog-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"🌭 A HOT DOG YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAhhhhh summer - bright sun, blue sky, the smell of tube steaks on the grill. Nothing beats it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Hot Dog comes with absolutely zero superfluous buns and will have all your friends asking to Wipe Their Glass with your fabulous weiner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Hot Dog Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 8\" X 3.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40101494816830,"sku":"JKCCHD0001","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH6_0028_HOTDOGBACK.jpg?v=1716318553"},{"product_id":"a-waffle-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"🧇 A WAFFLE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"1PW3ZI2qM5atqtsPlI2GMA__72\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"XbtRGb qxsd wDYxhc viOShc LKPcQc\" data-md=\"61\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LGOjhe\" data-attrid=\"wa:\/description\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-hveid=\"CD4QAA\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ILfuVd\" lang=\"en\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"hgKElc\"\u003eWe need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is definitely third.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"1PW3ZI2qM5atqtsPlI2GMA__73\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mnr-c\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"g card-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv lang=\"en\" data-hveid=\"CDkQAA\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwiN5NuWgJuAAxWWlmoFHZSGAQYQFSgAegQIORAA\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tF2Cxc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"V1nn0e R5lVqb\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"uo4vr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MTB56 Vwoesf\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Waffle Cloth is great for cleaning smears and smudges off your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 8\" X 8\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40107936579646,"sku":"JKCCWL0001","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH5_0008_WAFFEFRONT.jpg?v=1716317930"},{"product_id":"a-shark-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"🦈 A SHARK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eHailing from the deep blue and clocking in with a bite force of over 18,000 newtons, our Jinkies Shark Cloth really packs a punch! Using its unique ability to detect the electromagnetic field emitted by smudges and smears, your glass is guaranteed to be squeaky clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jinkies Shark Cloth is great for removing smudges and smears from your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 16\" X 6.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40117269889086,"sku":"JKCCSH0001","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH4_0024_SHARKFRONT.jpg?v=1716317709"},{"product_id":"a-painters-palette-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"🎨 A PAINTER'S PALETTE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"1PW3ZI2qM5atqtsPlI2GMA__72\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-md=\"61\" class=\"XbtRGb qxsd wDYxhc viOShc LKPcQc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-hveid=\"CD4QAA\" role=\"heading\" aria-level=\"3\" data-attrid=\"wa:\/description\" class=\"LGOjhe\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA wise man once said \"There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.\" Time to embrace your creative side while polishing your glass!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Jinkies Painter's Palette Cloth is great for cleaning smears and smudges off your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens. \u003c\/strong\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 10.5\" X 7\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40129236566078,"sku":"JKCCPP0001","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH5_0036_PAINTPALETTEFRONT.jpg?v=1716318176"},{"product_id":"a-game-of-tetr-ish-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A GAME OF TETR-ISH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAhhhh, we all know that feeling... 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