{"title":"Back To School 2026","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"nerdwax-pizza-cloth","title":"🍕 A SLICE OF PEPPERONI PIZZA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe world's very first life size Pizza Microfiber Cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eLooks so good you'll want to eat it... but don't do that. It tastes terrible... not that we'd know from experience or anything.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Nerdwax Pizza Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAll Nerdwax® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 9\" X 7\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31256887099454,"sku":"JKCCPZ0001","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH5_0026_PEPPPIZZAFRONT.jpg?v=1716318075"},{"product_id":"a-slice-of-cheese-pizza-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A SLICE OF CHEESE PIZZA YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eNot a fan of the pepp?! No worries, we got you - the cheese pizza cloth is here to fill your appetite for greasy food-themed microfiber! But just like the pepperoni pizza cloth, this one tastes terrible... so don't eat it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Jinkies Cheese Pizza Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 9\" X 7\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39972782997566,"sku":"JKCCCP0001","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH5_0022_CHEESEPIZZAFRONT.jpg?v=1716318044"},{"product_id":"notebook-paper-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"📝 NOTEBOOK PAPER YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"1PW3ZI2qM5atqtsPlI2GMA__72\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"XbtRGb qxsd wDYxhc viOShc LKPcQc\" data-md=\"61\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LGOjhe\" data-attrid=\"wa:\/description\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-hveid=\"CD4QAA\"\u003eWe all have that friend who needs this subtle reminder...\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"1PW3ZI2qM5atqtsPlI2GMA__73\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mnr-c\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"g card-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv lang=\"en\" data-hveid=\"CDkQAA\" data-ved=\"2ahUKEwiN5NuWgJuAAxWWlmoFHZSGAQYQFSgAegQIORAA\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tF2Cxc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"V1nn0e R5lVqb\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"uo4vr\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"MTB56 Vwoesf\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Notebook Paper Cloth is great for cleaning smears and smudges off your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 8.5\" X 11\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40126584586302,"sku":"JKCCNBP0001","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH5_0040_GLASSESNOTEPAPERFRONT_3e9f8761-d766-4202-ae4e-19239525d06c.jpg?v=1730930449"},{"product_id":"a-moon-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A 🌒 MOON YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eNot just any moon, THE MOON! Mover of tides, beloved of wolves, and aligner of spiritual vibes.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Moon cloth is (just barely) out of this world and will keep your glasses and telescope lens crystal clear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/sun-earth-moon-bundle\" title=\"Sun Earth Moon Bundle\"\u003eGet the Sun, Earth, and Moon together and save!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/solar-system-bundle\" title=\"Solar System Bundle\"\u003eBuy the whole solar system together and save even more!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Moon cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpdated size! Now smaller than the Earth cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 4.5\" X 4.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40144942432318,"sku":"JKCCMN0001","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BATCH4_0040_MOONFRONT.jpg?v=1716317811"},{"product_id":"money-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"💵 MONEY YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eClean your glasses like a billionaire. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Money Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens. \u003c\/strong\u003eIt is NOT great for making purchases, as it is NOT real money.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eNote: We can't overstate this fact, the Jinkies Money cloth is NOT real money. You'd think it would be obvious, but you never know!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 6\" X 2.5\" (Dollar Bill Size)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40521235726398,"sku":"JKCCMY0001","price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/MoneyUpdate_0000_Front.jpg?v=1784051179"},{"product_id":"an-earth-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"🌎 AN EARTH YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOur dear, sweet Mother, in microfiber form! 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Plus it won't get all over your fingies! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkitos Nacho Cheese Chip Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 5.75\" x 5.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42483049660478,"sku":"JKCCNCC0001","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/Chips_0002_NachoCheeseFront.jpg?v=1770745739"},{"product_id":"mercury-a-planet-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"MERCURY - A PLANET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMercury - our celestial neighbor closest to the sun, totally barren and scarred, and an absolute boss at keeping your specs clean! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe used false-color images showing Mercury's surface composition because it looks way cooler than it's true dull gray.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/solar-system-bundle\" title=\"Solar System Bundle\"\u003eBuy the whole solar system together and save!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Mercury cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 6\" X 6\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42494868586558,"sku":"JKCCMER0001","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/Planets_0028_MercuryFront.jpg?v=1771450111"},{"product_id":"venus-a-planet-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"VENUS - A PLANET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eVenus - our celestial next door neighbor, hottest of all the planets in our 'hood, and totally ruthless when it comes to keeping your lenses spotless! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/solar-system-bundle\" title=\"Solar System Bundle\"\u003eBuy the whole solar system together and save!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Venus cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 7.75\" X 7.75\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42494897815614,"sku":"JKCCVEN0001","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/Planets_0024_VenusFront.jpg?v=1771450856"},{"product_id":"mars-a-planet-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"MARS - A PLANET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMars - our celestial next door neighbor, known as the red planet, and probably has a ton of aliens camped out on it. 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Also completely squashes grime on your lenses and screens. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFun fact - due to it's low density, Saturn would float in water assuming you had a large enough bath tub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/solar-system-bundle\" title=\"Solar System Bundle\"\u003eBuy the whole solar system together and save!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Saturn cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 15.5\" X 7\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42494920458302,"sku":"JKCCSAT0001","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/Planets_0012_SaturnFront.jpg?v=1771452512"},{"product_id":"uranus-a-planet-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"URANUS - A PLANET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eUranus - Our celestial neighbor (one of the ice giants), mostly composed of helium and hydrogen but with a hint of methane to give it that greenish hue. 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