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Are we losing any of you??\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003ePlease note: our Whoopee Cushion cloth makes no sound when sat upon. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Whoopee Cushion Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 9.25\" X 8.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41639644004414,"sku":"JKCCWC0001","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/WHOOPIECUSHION_0000_FRONT.jpg?v=1742397703"},{"product_id":"a-baseball-glove-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A BASEBALL GLOVE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eOhh, it's a baseball glove. 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Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 2\" X 10.5\" \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42484766015550,"sku":"JKCCMRK1101","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/NancyDrew_0004_Back.jpg?v=1770935874"},{"product_id":"mercury-a-planet-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"MERCURY - A PLANET YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMercury - our celestial neighbor closest to the sun, totally barren and scarred, and an absolute boss at keeping your specs clean! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eWe used false-color images showing Mercury's surface composition because it looks way cooler than it's true dull gray.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/solar-system-bundle\" title=\"Solar System Bundle\"\u003eBuy the whole solar system together and save!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; 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Personal Computer Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 2\" X 10.5\" \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42543664889918,"sku":"JKCCMRK1201","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/PeterRabbitBookmark_0004_Front.jpg?v=1773254585"},{"product_id":"a-submarine-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A SUBMARINE YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp\u003eDIVE! 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