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Knocks all smudgies and smears outta the park!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Softball cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 5.5\" X 5.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41829555601470,"sku":"JKCCSFB0001","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/SOFTBALL_0000_FRONT.jpg?v=1752100155"},{"product_id":"a-bbq-grill-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A BBQ GRILL YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot great at flipping burgers, but amazing when it comes to flippin’ \u003cem data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"342\"\u003efilthy\u003c\/em\u003e lenses into sparkling masterpieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for pit-masters and picnic crashers, AND it won't make your glasses or phone smell like brisket. Actually, a brisket phone doesn't sound terrible...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Barbecue Grill cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDIMENSIONS: 7.75\" X 7.75\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41829563334718,"sku":"JKCCBBQ0001","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/GRILL_0002_FRONT.jpg?v=1752106010"},{"product_id":"bookmark-3-a-bookmark-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A BOOKMARK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH - THE SECRET GARDEN","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe essential companion to any book or e-book, a Jinkies bookmark 📚\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThis one pairs perfectly with our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/secret-garden-a-book-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with\" title=\"Secret Garden Book Cloth\"\u003eSecret Garden Jinkies Book\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Bookmark is great for cleaning smudges and smears on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies, Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 2\" X 10.5\" \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41862857916478,"sku":"JKCCMRK0301","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/C_0002_FRONT.jpg?v=1753891948"},{"product_id":"bookmark-d-a-bookmark-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A BOOKMARK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH - THE GREAT GATSBY","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe essential companion to any book or e-book, a Jinkies bookmark 📚\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThis one pairs perfectly with our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/great-gatsby-a-book-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with\" title=\"Secret Garden Book Cloth\"\u003eThe Great Gatsby Jinkies Book\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Bookmark is great for cleaning smudges and smears on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies, Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 2\" X 10.5\" \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41976054382654,"sku":"JKCCMRK0401","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/BookMarkD_0002_FRONT.jpg?v=1756418013"},{"product_id":"a-20k-leagues-under-the-sea-bookmark-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A BOOKMARK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH - 20K LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe essential companion to any book or e-book, a Jinkies bookmark 📚\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThis one pairs perfectly with our \u003ca title=\"20k Leagues Book Cloth\" href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/20k-leagues-under-the-sea-a-book-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with\"\u003e20 Thousand Leagues Under the Sea Jinkies Book\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Bookmark is great for cleaning smudges and smears on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies, Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 2\" X 10.5\" \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42131363201086,"sku":"JKCCMRK0501","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/TwentyThousandLeaguesUndertheSeaBookmark_0000_Front.jpg?v=1759769469"},{"product_id":"a-bookmark-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with-winnie-the-pooh","title":"A BOOKMARK YOU CAN CLEAN YOUR GLASSES WITH - WINNIE THE POOH","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe essential companion to any book or e-book, a Jinkies bookmark 📚\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThis one pairs perfectly with our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/nerdwax.com\/products\/winnie-the-pooh-a-book-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with\" title=\"Winnie the Pooh Book Cloth\"\u003eWinnie the Pooh Jinkies Book\u003c\/a\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkies Bookmark is great for cleaning smudges and smears on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies, Specs \u0026amp; 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Plus it won't get all over your fingies! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe Jinkitos Cool Ranch Chip Cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your \u003cstrong\u003eSunnies Specs \u0026amp; Screens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDIMENSIONS: 5.75\" x 5.25\"\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerdwax","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42483032719422,"sku":"JKCCCRC0001","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2398\/3757\/files\/Chips_0004_CoolRanchFront.jpg?v=1770744125"},{"product_id":"a-nacho-cheese-chip-you-can-clean-your-glasses-with","title":"A Nacho Cheese Chip You Can Clean Your Glasses With","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Jinkitos Nacho Cheese Chip looks j\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eust like the real thing, except less crispy and no MSG! 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